Solar System BETA. And I mean BETA. Just count the moons. It’s pathetic. Please enjoy this overly pretentious and interactive narrative totally void of story and substance. But holy shitsnacks is it handsome or what? So smoke it if you’ve aquired it legally from your local dispensary and just click your way through all the cameras pretending you’re some kind of german rodent-charmer during an ice storm in the mid 1600s.

KEYBOARD SHORTCUTS FOR FINGERS

Q
: Stylish overlook camera
W : Autopilot spaceflight camera
E : Potemkin Sun Probe #4
R : Potemkin Outer Rim Probe #765
T : Freelook camera (ish)
Y : Show/hide these instructions

0 : Toggle planet names
1-9 : Planet views (click drag to spin)
Spacebar : Disable grid lines

MOBILE FINGER GUIDE

FINGER
: Press screen once or twice
to get sound and toggle planet names

Copyright : I have no idea Potemkin 2016 probably? I’ll find you and kill you. With styrofoam. I have time.